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Joke of the Day

"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"

"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."

"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."

"Today Reddit finally removed reposting... I guess that's why there's no front page."

"I told a woman she'd drawn her fake eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? It never gets pass the noose."

"The man who kept describing things as ""Smooth as a pig's butt"" has apparently had different life experiences than me."

"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."

"this 'donkey kong' aspires to humanity through the gesture of the necktie. yet it is the hoarding of his wealth that truly makes him human"

"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."