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Joke of the Day
"Why are so many Koreans named Park? Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes."
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"It's not that I need Anger Management, it's that others need Stupidity Management."
"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"
"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""
"What's the average lifespan of an owl? About six and a half books."
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasoreass"
"The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers... and having to heat them up every time I want to eat since I quit cold turkey."
"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"I miss my ex-girlfriend... I can't seem to hit her."