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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking through the bush... One was assaulted."
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"Why did the coffee taste like mud? It was ground a few minutes ago."
"If you didn't wanna hear ""Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it,"" you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol!"
"What's the easiest way to get off an elephant? I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!"
"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."
"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"
"What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits..."