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Joke of the Day
"What currency do they use in space? Star bucks."
Next Joke
"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."
"If you smell burnt toast, you may be having a stroke... But if you also smell bacon then you're probably having breakfast."
"Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL"
"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. That was an awkward SMS to receive."
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."
"Yo momma is so fat that she was sorted into the House of Pancakes"
"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"