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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"How did Copernicus become the first Polish astronomer? He was the first one in the country to look up."

"What do you call a retard who is super high? a baked potato lol xD"

"Why does George Bush not know how to read? Because he was a stupid twat who should have never become president."

"Josh Dugger The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff."

"Imagine Putting 5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like ""well, since we're both being childish"" And refuses to open the door."

"Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip? ...because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"Music makes every day better, especially if you turn it up just loud enough to drown out all the people around you."

"Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn"