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Joke of the Day
"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"
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"A reality show for little engines called ""So, You Think You Can?"""
"*phone rings* Wife - ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me - *puts lipstick on the dog and watches Sleepless in Seattle* Wife - ""...."""""
"There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do."
"I'm sorry I dropped your baby and doubly sorry I nudged it under the crib with my foot so you wouldn't notice."
"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"
"Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet."
"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"
"A guy walks into a bar He has a frog on his shoulder, the bartender says Hey where'd ya get that? The frog says it started out as a wart on my ass."
"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"