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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. That was an awkward SMS to receive."
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"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."
"What's worse than lime? Sublime."
"There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book."
"Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama."
"Why does Trump wear a hairpiece? Because he thought the kids on the roller coaster were making fun of him when they shouted ""Donald, duck!"" Yep."
"One liner I thought of and giggled at the other day A wise man once said, ""Love is all you need. And Kevlar."" I made up that last part."
"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"
"How can you tell if your wife has been screwing all your friends? All their dicks taste just like her twat."
"I lost my dictionary today... I can't find the words to express how I feel."