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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a Reddit admin... But 20 McNuggets is 20 McNuggets"

"My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time."

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me: Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."

"My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids."

"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"

"i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before"

"British Synonyms As we know, the British say ''Bloody hell'' when something goes wrong. A synonym for ''Bloody Hell'' is ''Period''."

"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""