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Joke of the Day

"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"

"Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu"

"I can't believe gay marriage is legal! What's next womens rights?"

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1. It used to be the joke was ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er."

"What does a black lawyer deliver in court? Nigga' pleas"

"Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)"

"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"

"More Romantic Than Funny, But Well... A: Knock Knock. B: Who's there? A: Willy. B: Willy who? A: Will you marry me?"

"Boss ""I'm looking for a volunteer."" Me *chops off own legs ""I can't!"" Co-worker ""I'm busy, sorry."" Me ""damn, that's a better excuse."""

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."