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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now."

"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."

"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."

"House Painter I was a house painter for five years, I never thought I was going to get that house painted."

"Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)"

"My favorite exercise at the gym is lateral neck turns, which is where I walk in, shake my head ""no,"" and leave immediately."

"The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place."

"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"