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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"
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"How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die."
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"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."
"I remember when it was called ""drinking a glass of water"" instead of ""hydrating."""
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"Accidentally watched a few minutes of The Bachelor and now I can't remember a single state capitol."
"Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application."