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Joke of the Day
"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"
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"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"
"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."
"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."
"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."
"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."
"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."
"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
"My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down."