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Joke of the Day

"Little-known fact: Jesus baked a perfect and delicious cake for the Last Supper. It is referred to as the Immaculate Confection."

"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"

"Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome? He was a real downer."

"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering."

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."

"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."

"I just took a massive dump. Didn't know I had it in me."

"my girfriend ask me ,""what about date"" i say ""the rate of dates are so high in the market"". sorry...."

"How to celebrate 4/20 Guide your newborn son into becoming an evil dictator and slaughter most of the Jewish population."

"Only attractive people that get laid all the time troll people on the internet. Everybody knows that."