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Joke of the Day

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."

"What do you call a secret agent running for the bus? A Russian spy."

"whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"Today is the only day out of the year I wouldn't mind if people asked me the date just so I can respond with ""10/4 buddy"""

"Guy tells a psychiatrist he has a fear of commitment. Psychiatrist says, ""There's no need to worry. I only do that in extreme cases."""

"Blonde's Appendicitis A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, ""You have acute appendicitis."" The blonde says, ""That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."""

"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."

"""How do you talk to an angel"" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? ""How do you hold her close to where you are"" Me: Aren't most angels men?"