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Joke of the Day
"No one understood my joke about the virus outbreak... I guess you had to be there to get it."
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"how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time? Drummers."
"Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"
"They say don't drop the soap, they are right. You will slip on it and fall, I have first hand knowledge. Don't worry I'm fine, only a little drain bamage."
"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Because nobody made sandwiches."
"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"
"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"