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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."
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"My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble."
"Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps."
"Hey Billy Joel it's called a pianist."
"If you ever trip in public... ...get up, laugh a little, and say, ""Whoops, it's been awhile since I inhabited a body."""
"What's a nice guy's fave drink? M'mosa"
"This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before."
"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"
"No matter how hard you push the envelope It still remains stationery"
"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!"" Expecting that Father of the Year award any day now"