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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party"

"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."

"What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives? A 'murical."

"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."

"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."

"i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday."

"[1st date] [to self] Don't let her know ur a boa constrictor Her: ""How's your meal?"" [i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table]"

"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."