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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Virgin Mobile? A nun in a wheelchair"

"Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication."

"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"

"Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go."

"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."

"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""

"Even 9/11 had its positives... My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."

"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."

"Doctor Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly which way did you come in?"

"Lew Schneider on Sunblock We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It's SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out."