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Joke of the Day

"Lew Schneider on Sunblock We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It's SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out."

"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full"

"The only good part about choking to death on Teddy Grahams is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool."

"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."

"""For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction."" - Newton's law of the Internet"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"

"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"

"I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself? Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day? Too hard on the mule."

"Before you send that mass ""Merry Christmas!"" text don't."