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Joke of the Day

"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."

"I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet."

"Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached."

"Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!"

"Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !"

"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."

"do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures."

"19 and 20 got into a fight 21"

"I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. Who am I? A orange tree."

"The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones."