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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist"
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"My daughter knows what a meth lab is thanks to an episode of The Simpsons. At least that's what I had to tell child services just now."
"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"
"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."
"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague? He got prison for caching false Czechs."
"People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv shows where they take audience suggestions."
"angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross mary: i have a boyfriend"
"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."