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Joke of the Day

"I had a threesome planned for Valentines Day... There were a couple of no-shows, but I had a good time anyway."

"Britain just left the EU! But they'll be alright... After all, you always lose a few pounds after a break up."

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""

"Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license photo so when you hand it to the cops they get confused and start arresting themselves instead"

"What did the ground say to the earthquake? It's your fault!"

"Did you hear about the Knock-knock joke champion? He won the no bell prize."

"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"

"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."

"A cheetah rests its eyes under a tree... Suddenly, a Kenyan runs by. The cheetah looks up and says, ""What was that?"""

"What's worse than having spiders on your piano? Having crabs on your organ."