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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."
Next Joke
"1) Put on chicken costume 2) Go to store to pick up eggs 3) Run up to store manager and emotionally scream ""WHO DID THIS TO MY CHILDREN????"""
"*rage dresses *rage stomps down stairs *rage closes neighbors banging garbage can lid flapping in wind *rage stomps upstairs *rage undresses"
"How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom? 'ey you."
"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact."
"Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves."
"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"
"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"
"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."