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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Canadian Muslim? A Mooselim!!"

"What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP"

"Guess who just got laid! Not me. Probably someone, but not me."

"Set of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I'll serve you, but don't be starting anything."

"In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb."

"Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowl."

"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."

"Nice guys finish last And they generally warn you just before they do."

"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."