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Joke of the Day

"Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids."

"Gonna try and impress this hot girl biking next to me at the gym by answering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire questions out loud."

"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."

"GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds"

"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."

"What do you call a guy who screams, ""I love you, mom!"" every time he climaxes? Me."

"LEAVE ME ALONE GRANDMA I'M ENTERTAINING LITERALLY TENS OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET"

"A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed."

"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""