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Joke of the Day

"Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel"

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"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"
"My Wife always asks why I make science jokes. Y*_o_* ?"
"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"
"A man was masturbating in an airplane He was arrested for highjacking"
"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"
"What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds? Government bonds mature over time and earn money"
"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep"
"Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we."
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