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Joke of the Day

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail."

"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."

"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't make cheap leather out of Ferraris."

"i still play that game where the floor is lava but now i just lie on the couch and watch tv until it cools into igneous rock"

"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"

"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."

"Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment."

"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."