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Joke of the Day

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."

"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"

"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."

"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""

"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"What is the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"