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Joke of the Day
"I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever."
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"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."
"Submit a joke. how do i submit Donald Trump?"
"Wearing my bathing suit as underwear in case a random pool party breaks out sounds way better than too lazy to do laundry."
"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."
"Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories."
"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""
"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."
"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."
"6 year old wouldn't drink out of my cup because she doesn't want my ""DNA"". Should I tell her?"