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Joke of the Day

"Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"

"Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters."

"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."

"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."

"Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe"

"Are you all right? No, you are all left!"

"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."