88655

Joke of the Day

"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"

"What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U."

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"

"Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."

"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."

"[shark tank] ""Hi, what's your product idea?"" Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake"

"I was nervous leaving my ex in the backyard with my wife. I'll put a patio on them later."

"My dick is like an anchor... If it extends, I'm not going anywhere until it retracts."

"Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died? She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside..."