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Joke of the Day
"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"
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"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""
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"I love you, but I'm not in ""change my relationship status on FB"" love with you"
"I fell asleep on a tanning bed... Now I'm out of my grandfather's will"
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."
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"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"