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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."
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"I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together. The story was riveting."
"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."
"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical.... ...they kept turning me away saying ""sir, this is a palm reader"""
"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."
"So someone called me a dick... So it got me thinking, yeah it checks out; roommates are a couple of nuts, neighbor's an asshole, and my friend is kind of a cunt."
"Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why.."
"Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other ""It's an open-and-shut case""."
"Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep... ..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling asleep?"