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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."
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"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"
"Me + Bed + Pillow = Best threesome ever."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car? Carlos"
"The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey."
"Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"
"Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?"
"If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach"
"Sponsor a Child I was thinking of sponsoring a child in Africa. But him being so far away, how could I be sure he actually completed the Fun Run?"