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Joke of the Day

"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"

"The fattest man in Britain has sadly died. Cremation will be held at 12PM on Wednesday..... and Thursday..... and Friday."

"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget."

"I'm so proud of my self, I decided I'm going to stop procrastinating and do something with my life! Starting tomorrow..."

"How does a musician make a million dollars? They start with 2 million."

"What do Peacocks mate with? Peacunts"

"I just won the Polish Lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years."

"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend Until the LSD wears off and I'm actually dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park"

"They say diarrhoea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans"

"I've just got back from an undertakers convention and the main topic was new ways of disposing of the dead There was a lot of thinking outside of the box."