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Joke of the Day

"I'm so proud of my self, I decided I'm going to stop procrastinating and do something with my life! Starting tomorrow..."

"Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'"

"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."

"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."

"Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve robots here"". The robot squints and says ""you will..."""

"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."

"Life with me is like a roller coaster. There's a weight limit."

"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."

"Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone."""

"How do you keep an Idiot occupied? [Click here to find out]( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_occupied/)"