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Joke of the Day

"My wife wanted me to see the world from a woman's perspective... So I stood next to the kitchen window."

"Has anyone heard the joke about the magic tractor? it was driving down the road and it turned into a field."

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he's probably just another burrowcrat."

"quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison"

"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"Whats the difference between a boner and lamborghini? Right now, I don't have a Lamborghini ;)"

"HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone's asleep now. Grab the money."

"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"

"Shout out to the sense of wonder in the eyes of children. Also to pistachios. I'll eat a shit ton of pistachios. Mmmm pistachios."