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Joke of the Day

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""

"My boyfriend just texted me, ""We need to talk."" I think he's going to propose!"

"Have you heard of the object without mass? It doesn't matter"

"Here's a nerdy joke: If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple? Crunch."

"On Reddit, nothing is more suspenseful for me than... [Deleted]"

"What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction? Clint Southwood"

"Never trust an atom they make up everything"

"confession time ""hogwarts"" is a super gross thing to name a school and as a child I kinda hoped it would get destroyed because of that"

"Hyperbole: Literally the worst thing ever."