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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a boner and lamborghini? Right now, I don't have a Lamborghini ;)"

"The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%"

"""American Pie"" ruined it for any kid that actually DOES have an amazing story from band camp."

"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."

"Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it."

"Cupid came to help. He drew his bow and fired an arrow at Raina, but his aim was low. I was forever in love with her feet."

"I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers"

"What's black and white and red all over? Police brutality."

"I need a joke. I need a quick joke to tell Dennis tomorrow. He always tells me a good one and I want to hit him back with a good one."

"Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it."