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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"

"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."

"They say they give' medals for valour But mine cost an arm and a leg."

"I can finally set my tivo to record ""the biggest loser""... ...kept trying to record the jets game"

"The Longest joke in the world (sorry if re-post) it's totally worth it! [7 Page Joke](http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2a5xwx/truthmafia.com/archives/1554)"

"There once was a girl from Leith... who circumcized guys with her teeth. It wasnt for fame, or the love of the game, it was for the cheese underneath."

"So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds."

"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"

"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"

"Went to our annual work party last night... They played 'The Twist' so I twisted. They played 'Jump' so I jumped. Then they played 'Come on Eileen'...I was asked to leave shortly after that."