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Joke of the Day
"Sailors really want to be cool. But they're just naut."
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"Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls."
"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."
"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."
"*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*"
"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."
"Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other's oui oui."
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result but I still get up every morning."