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Joke of the Day

"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."

"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."

"Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him."

"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."

"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"What makes a freezer and a gay man different? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."

"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Tim, your word is ""Oak"" TIM: [deep breath] Ok *BUZZER* T: What th J: So close! It's O-'A'-K T: But... J: Hard luck, kid"