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Joke of the Day

"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"

"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt? Karma."

"Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*"

"For all the bad things that happened this year I sure did get fat."

"What's the favorite whiskey of Unidan? Jackdaw Niel's"

"What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated"

"When I see something funny on the internet, I don't usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."

"Kid 1 swallows coin: rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin: wait for it to pass Kid 3 swallows coin: deduct from their allowance"