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Joke of the Day
"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."
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"Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison"
"I once applied for a job to work as a blacksmith.... The blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said ""no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."""
"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."
"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."
"What's the difference in a refrigerator and a vagina? A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out."
"Why was the solider nervous about being deployed? He had arachnophobia."
"What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work? An E-Reptile dysfunction"
"7y:why are you putting make up on? Me:to look nicer 7y:when does it start working?"
"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."