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Joke of the Day

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"[baby takes its first steps] me in a cop outfit: not even close to a straight line buddy, you're going away for a long long time."

"Why was the professor cross-eyed? Because he couldn't control his pupils!"

"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Hello Jack."

"From a funny Twitter post If rather die than commit suicide."

"The most embarrassing thing for a kangaroo is accidently hopping into another kangaroo's pouch who then hops into a 3rd kangaroo's pouch"

"My love life is like a Russian fighter jet... ... I get shot down before I even get close."

"After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man."