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Joke of the Day

"After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man."

"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"

"Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"

"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"

"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"

"What do you use when you go fishing for nudes on the internet? A boober!"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped."

"Dear Abby, I never thought this would happen to me. Today I met a sexy woman who told me I write letters to the wrong publication."

"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"