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Joke of the Day

"My love life is like a Russian fighter jet... ... I get shot down before I even get close."

"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!"

"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"

"Hostess:There's a 45 min wait Me:Do you know who I am? I have THOUSANDS of followers! H:Let me ask my manager *2 min later H:It'll be 43 min"

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."

"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."

"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"

"What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist."