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Joke of the Day
"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"
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"What's the difference between a pizza and a woman The crust on the pizza tastes good."
"What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds? They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson"
"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."
"Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service."
"Did you hear about the tumblr user who wrote a play about foxes? They called it Fennec-Kin's Wake"
"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"
"Triscuits are a good snack if you've already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands"
"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""
"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."