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Joke of the Day
"A tree fell on a family's house and killed everybody. It was rootless."
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"What do you call a really bad driver in France? A woman."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"
"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."
"When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to ""It's not delivery, it's depression."""
"What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings? If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this."
"What do you call a German dust storm? A Jewish family reunion."
"The invisible man and the shrink The receptionist tells the psychiatrist that there's a man in the waiting room who claims to be invisible. The Psychiatrist says, ""Tell him I can't see him right now."""
"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."
"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."