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Joke of the Day
"10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?"
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"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"
"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."
"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"