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Joke of the Day
"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."
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"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."
"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."
"Wife: ""Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?"" ! Husband: ""Because I don't want to wake you."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"
"""i'd do anthony for you"" - worst autocorrect fail by me"
"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."
"What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito? Deeeeeeeeeeengue"
"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"
"Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: ""Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"""