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Joke of the Day

"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"

"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."

"I think I've found the worst pornstar name to have at the moment. ISIS LOVE"

"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."

"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."

"This is the pig I've been fucking said the husband. The wife looks at the animal in the husband's arms and says that's a duck I was talking to the duck the husband said."

"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""

"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a disobedient dog? A cock that doesn't come."