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Joke of the Day

"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"

"Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: ""Who's that next to you?"""

"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"

"What did the bird say after its cage fell apart? Cheap cheap!"

"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."

"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"

"I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities... I'll call it ""Make A Wishbone"""

"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"

"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."